Ode to a rectum

Today I say farewell
To a part of me that hasn’t felt so swell.
I had hoped we could “live and let live”
But it seems that’s more than it could give.
For months it continued to hurt and bleed
So it’s time to go our separate ways, indeed.
I pray this will put it all to rest
So I can go on feeling my best.
‘Though I’d prefer to avoid the knife
I know this is the sure way to go on with my life.
Right now I’m nervous, even a little scared,
But I’ve got my hope in God, so I am well prepared.
Right now my feelings are all over the spectrum
Thus I write this final ode to a rectum.

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